What I'm Sick Of....

So I'm on my soapbox again....
This is gonna be kinda funny, kinda serious, kinda half hearted....
I just need to get some things off my chest.

I am sick of Facebook....
I am sick of Everyone having so much access to my personal info at one time
I am sick of Everyone else's personal info bein so available to me
I don't really care if you joined a group....
I could care even less if you removed information from your profile....
I don't give a damn about your status being "So-And-So is Sleeping/in class/at a party."
I don't care!!!!!
I'm sure no one else does either.....
I don't care about you going from "it's complicated" to "in a relationship"
Real talk.

And another thing about facebook....
I am sick of EVERYONE who is in love telling the entire world how in love they are....
I am sick of EVERY tenderhearted female in the world co-signing that crap...
STOP IT! You people disgust me!
Relationships are between two people, not two people and the entire e-world!
Stop it!
The one thing I love to see is when people go from "in a relationship/married" to "single"....
Call me mean, but that crap is hilarious! I have laughed for days at a time when certain people break up. I'm not gonna lie.
If your profile's "About Me" section goes from: "I have found my one and only. They are my moon, stars, and sun. I want to love them forever...." THEN CHANGES TO: "Love sucks. Everyone in love sucks. I love not being in love. Dishonest people suck. I hate you. I want to die...." UNDERSTAND THAT I WILL LAUGH AT YOU!!! LOUDLY!!! IN PUBLIC!!!
In fact, I'm doing it now. HAHAHAHAHA!
Keep your business off facebook.

I'm sick of women with boyfriends/significant others...
I don't know why, I just am...
Am I bitter?
Probably...

I'm sick of BET...
I am sick of beating the "dead horse" that is the B.E.T. Sucks campaign....
I am sick of RAP
I am sick of "Chain Hang Low", "Chicken Noodle Soup", and any other song that sets black people back 1,000 years...
I am sick of Minstrelsy...

I am sick of women who are trying too hard to be cute...
Ladies, everyday is not your own personal fashion show...
I understand you have high sel-esteem.
I understand that you look fabulous.
I understand that you have a great sense of fashion.

What I DON'T understand is how you can set foot out of the house EVERY-DAMN-DAY with a straight face with some of the stuff ya'll have on.

Real Talk. Auburn has some of the most beautiful women I've seen in the state. Hands down. But, if I can look at you and think that you're attention starved....do you really think I'm gonna wanna talk to you? Period? Am I gonna take you seriously?

I am sick of women who confuse sexiness with exploiting themselves
If you have on a skirt that could double as a Kleenex, don't get mad when a dude grabs your butt....
I'm not gonna do it, I'm just sayin'...

I am sick of "talking heads"...
Why don't you ever have anything to say, yet you're always talking?
Shut up sometimes!
I've known some of you for YEARS and have never learned anything from you, but you're always talking!

Speaking of talking....
Why is it when two people kinda like each other, they call it "talking"?
That's so ambiguous...
There's got to be a better term for it...
From now on talking shall be known as "Getting to Know Each Other."
That sounds better....GENIUSES!

I am sick of "greek people"....
There's a difference between a person in a GLO and "greek people"....
Get over yourself, I SWEAR it's SO not that deep...